DON'T try this at home.
Or for that matter, on the ranch.

WARNING: NEVER DO THIS. YOU COULD BE HURT OR KILLED BADLY.
Cattle Prod
Because herding livestock just doesn’t have enough…uh…swordplay. See Grasshopper learn the ways of the wand.
 
Pavement Ski
So much time. So few lakes. Such tiny brains.
Shopping Cart Bungee
Three words that should never be used together.
Sick and Tired
Tire makers actually tell you not to do this. Why?

Think Wearing a helmet sucks?

Try sipping dinner through a straw all summer.

Aaron Gilman’s summer job nightmare. >> More

Know your rights. All of ’em. Why not ask questions? Follow the rules. Get schooled on equipment. Wake up. Be alert.